A Hospital Tale (with photos)
A tale of three toes...
Once upon a time, there was a princess who lived in a far away land called Bali. One day, she was attacked by a vicious parasite that made her very, very sick! On one of the days when she was starting to feel better, her handsome Prince Charming helped her walk to the beach and rented a pair of lounge chairs under a large umbrella so the princess could get some fresh air and relax.
Relax was the last thing this poor Princess could do! Every 2 minutes she was approached by another woman trying to sell her something: "Manicure? Pedicure? Bracelets? Bangles? Braid your hair, pretty lady?" Nothing interested the poor Princess, except the pedicure would be a nice treat and would hopefully make the other ladies go away so she could sleep. $5 and ten pink toes later, the Princess was able to sleep soundly.
Or so she thought...
Little did the Princess know that her bliss was not to last long.
A few days later, after a trip to the hospital and lots of antibiotics, the Princess was beginning to feel better. Her Charming Prince decided to take her on a tour of the countryside for fresh air and sightseeing since he knew she had felt all cooped up all week long.
*WARNING - graphic photo to follow!*
It had been a beautiful ride through rice fields and along black sand beaches. But on the way home, it started to rain - hard! The Prince had nothing to shelter his Princess with so he sped his galiant steed (er, motorbike) down the highway towards home as quick as he could! Just minutes from safety, a mean, nasty, disgruntled motorbike fender was envious of the Charming Prince and Princess and viciously cut the Princess' toes as they rode by!
(doesn't look as bad since it's all taped up. I decided to spare you the ugliness without the bandages.)
Outraged by such a malicious attack, but with no time for retaliation since the Princess was bleeding profusely all over her royal sandals, the Charming Prince dashed to the International SOS Hospital to save
his darling!
Would he make it? Would the Princess walk or surf again?
In answer to his desperate plea, the most Noble Doctor in all the land happened to be working that night in the hospital. With expert care, he tended to the wounded Princess and saved her pretty little toes. The kingdom rejoiced!!